The Holidays are Great. ...for me to poop on!

Yea, happy holidays and have a great New Years. Whatever. For all those saps out there who are single this time of year is only good for realizing just how alone you are in this great big world. When everyone else is getting together with family and loved ones those who are alone are forced to join in with a great big fake smile and a "happy holidays to you too!" Will someone tell me just what is so happy about being alone?